^ ^

Um..well what do you expect in a place where yates is upmarket..

i'm so glad that british journalism can remain impartial, sensible and balanced. Its so important that the media is not under state control and speaks for the people.

Ahem..

Just away at a family do.
Help me!

this is brilliant

Your result for Which Chess Piece are You Test?...

The Bishop's Clerk

Take Which Chess Piece are You Test? at HelloQuizzy

I'm feeling bashful but no-one to play with..

1. How old are you in 5 years?
presumably, five years older than i am now (32)

2. who did you spend at least 2 hours with yesterday? Pyotr.
my line manager, we had a braindrain session

3. how tall are you?
i'm tall enough to reach the top drawer now

5. who did you last call?
ghostbusters

6. who called you last?
no-one actually. The Uni maybe. My phone has been dead as of late.

7. what did the last text you got, say?
normally i'd oblige but it was of quite a serious nature

8. are your parents married or divorced?
married.
marriage scares me

9. when did you last see your mother?
10 mins ago - i'm not allowed out of her sight

10. what colour are your eyes?
the deepest darkest brown you could possibly imagine

11. when did you wake up today?
6

12. what are you doing in ten years?
more memes because no-one calls me anymore

13. what frihtened you in the night as a child?
needles. spiders. shadows. I never slept in the dark. girls. adults.

14. what made you laugh last?
being told by work that we weren't allowed to take work home, have anything on our desktops blah blah blah...i ordered a typewriter from stationary.


15. how big is your bed?
how deep is your love?

16. do you have a computer or a laptop?
i have a "lap"top.

17. are you social?
as of this week, i am incredibly anti-social. i am trying to get a report done even if its the last thing i do. i want to prove everyone wrong. i am determined. vengeful, on a mission. i want to stop procrastinating..

18. what do you drink for breakfast?
coffee..um...that is breakfast

19. can you play poker?
yes. with cat food. then i got knocked out by a tree
(this is a true story btw..)

20. do you have an addictive personality?
i think so except i doubt i have a personality

21. do you want children?
can you imagine anyone who would trust me to be a good father?

22. do you speak any other languages?
yes

23. have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
yes. but i was ok.

24. what do you need to buy?
stamps. (strangely enough).

25. what do you rather spend money on?
would..would rather spend money on. I want to buy you a book on english grammar.

26. do you own expensive jewlery?
and a fecking dictionary.
i don't own any bling bling. i'd just get mugged in the Midlands.

27. what’s your fav tv show?
i'm enjoying how mindless Bonekickers is.
i watch Dragons Den with my mum. I think she has a crush on James which makes it fun.

28. item of clothing last purchased?
don't remember but i must tell you, i'm wearing one of the coolest retro shirts ever right now.

29. what are you doing tomorrow?
tomorrow is booked

30. what are you doing today?
i'm beaming full of energy

31. whats closest to you now in the colour red?
my blanket

32. do you flirt alot?
i've never been able to flirt with anyone in my entire life. oh no. not me..

33. can you change the oil on a car?
er..why would you do a thing like that?

34. what should you do?
my appeal for uni

35. what radiostation did you last listen to?
Radio 2, but that was months ago
maybe whatever my dad listens to me
maybe just Radio GaGa, Radio GooGoo.

43. new word everyone should be using this fall?
for the dim american who wrote the meme - winter
for everyone else - putative
i haven't seen a (full) sentence yet where you can't insert it.

why am i not on prozac?

after being told i will lose my deposit
i found out today that i won't get paid for the month i just slaved myself over.
even when i do get paid, i get the pleasure of being put onto emergency taxation
it gets better, apparantly a cheque was dispatched instead on thursday, to arrive er.. today..you'd think that..
i doubt i'm able to talk to anyone
my gas provider is threatening to cut me off, even though i'm not actually there
my electrics are happy to hit me too.
my landlord who has my deposit won't release it to let me pay everyone off
work drinks are on my birthday to celebrate a key work achievement

i feel like i'm perenially jumping through pointless hooves and my life has become a sad mockery of itself

to make it worse, i had the pleasure of being soaked to the skin by the impounding rain.
actually. that made it better. i felt better.
i've got to a point in my life where i can't help but laugh at it.

sorry...bad sameen has come out to play.

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um..just really been back for about three weeks from Scotland to England.
The first thing i can't help but notice is how much crime has suddenly increased. Especially when its hot. I'm not looking at the crime stats or swayed much by the media headlines (except for the stabbings).

yesterday morning, my grandfather wakes up to a fracas involving a shooting and maniacs running around with axes
this morning, i woke up to a stabbing - charming..

However, in the past two days, there have been two shootings and i recognise the areas.
Its the kind of violent crime types.

I still remember the day that I took this refugee fleeing a civil war, through a small walk in Wolves. I was pointing out the police station to him. We'd got round the corner and some lunatic was shouting outside a house with two hoods beside him. Then the maniac inside ran at him with a machete. I had to drag the guy away before we got recognised and the look on his face was incredible.

its a bit depressing being in the bumhole of Britain.


i'm really missing glasgow where for some reason..it just felt safer - rarely any disturbances in Govan at all.

today i was described as a "subversive"

* My ex will never talk to me again
* I talk to my little budgies
* I love women who love literature and languages.
* I have almost nothing now
* I've lost my job, my career, my love, my books, my education, my home, my river, my city, my wallet, my privacy, my space, my passport, my overdraft, my plants, my coffee, my phone..but if there's something i got ( cue Nina Simone )
* I hate that my hair is so messy right now and i have no shoes at all
* Marriage just leaves a chill down my spine, not that anyone could want me in that way anyway
* Somewhere, there's someone coming to terms with bad news in their own way
* I'll always be an exceptionally belligerent and direct person with the subtlety of a sledgehammer
* I have a crush on surprisingly no-one anymore. Something really is wrong.
* The last time I truly cried was when i was trying to come to terms with why there was a huge lump in my chest
* My cell phone is now doubling up as my MP3 walkman/book reader
* When I wake up , i get ready and read the papers
* Before I go to sleep , i sit and do some abstract economics problem to keep my brain ticking
* Right now , i'm mulling whether i really want a surgeon to cut open my face and leave me with a few painful stitches (i chickened out last week)
* Babies are a gift that would completely change me.
* I get on MySpace to listen to Lou Hickey and How to Swim
* Today I will make sure to remember my 'Fog of War' DVD for my work colleage
* Tomorrow I will definitely not be wearing two tops again in 23C.
* I really want my life back again
* The person I love most will never know

my cleaner thinks that i'm a callous and embittered soul..


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My 'Philip, where are you?' moment
I was walking back and i saw a girl across the street and i stopped and watched her walk by. She had medium-long brown hair. Tight white shirt, beige skirt. Kinda like the girl next door. What was wierd was that she was walking and her hair was waving in the wind in slow motion.

it was then that i realised i'd stopped in the middle of the road and a 4x4 had just had to make an emergency stop before i got turned to pulp..

so wherever you are madam, you were nearly an accessory to murder.

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i saw my cousin on BBC News 24. I was just thinking "what?? what the hell??"
It's kind of wierd to watch someone you recognise, and they wave at you from a big screen.
you're not quite sure if you're dreaming or not..

"Goodbye from the World's Biggest Polluter"

The Grudge II: big chip on little shoulder

I saw these while randomly browsing the sales rack of rackhams. i'm three of wearing my little brothers clods(pictured left). Do you think this would be an adequate replacement?can i wear them to work?

I think i woke up from one of the best movie dreams ever. I'm trying to work out whether maybe it was a past life. Because that was fun and mad...

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Sex, Murder, Betrayal and Escape..
whoo!

i really need to just go to the cinema

i'll give you a clue. it's europe's biggest ....

If you look down at the police vehicle you can see a police marksman. There is some hostage situation in Shaw street in Govan.i just walked into it!got to love this city!

"we kindly request that you do not carry... in your luggage."
DEAD ANIMALS??
What is this? Satanist Central?

Someone left the cage door open in the custardfactory, birmingham